3 definitions by Genghis flan
A person who has the intelligence quotient of a parrot, used by politicians to tout how great they are.
Puppetard: Hillary is the most honest and electable person running for president.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.
by Genghis flan September 1, 2016
Man: I'll never forget the times we spent together.
Woman: Really, what happened January 21, 2012?
Man:Damn, Chickmate.
Woman: Really, what happened January 21, 2012?
Man:Damn, Chickmate.
by Genghis flan September 11, 2016
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Because I am (skin color).
Cop: You were doing 60 in a 25. Skinnocent much speedy?
Driver: Because I am (skin color).
Cop: You were doing 60 in a 25. Skinnocent much speedy?
by Genghis flan September 4, 2016