Definitions by Genetic Illnesses

first order equations 

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

first order equations by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

bigdickitis 

(Adjective) (bihg-dic-itus) The genetic anomaly that results in a man's dick being of enlarged or abnormally huge.

"I sure feel bad for Tyson, I really dont't know how someone could walk without a wheelbarrow with having bigdickitis, and all."

bigdickitis by Genetic Illnesses May 22, 2016