Definitions by General pamphlet

Skittling 

A term used when you position yourself in the centre of a large crowd of rowdy and obnoxious students, extend your arms to full capacity, clench your fists and begin swinging round in a windmill motion knocking them down one by one.

My god did you see Trent skittling those students, he took out all 7 of them!

Skittling by General pamphlet November 14, 2019

Wobbly oven 

A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach

"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"

Wobbly oven by General pamphlet October 9, 2016