DF’d

When you go to attack your partner from behind and catch a spray fart to the eyes forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.

Emily breached from the rear, but Finlay DF’d her and now she has pinkeye.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020

Casa Grand Chocolate Hand

When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.

I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!

by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015

Jalama Burger

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.

Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger

by Gaysofthunder69 January 03, 2020

Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020

DF’d

When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.

Emily ran into the room to eat Finlay’s ass, but was immediately DF’d and was forced to retreat.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020

Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.

Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

BGF

(Stands for Big Gay Fags). Originating out of FCI Mendota, A security threat group (prison gang) identified in the Federal Bureau of Prisons as the number #1 rival of The Shit Pussy Posse. It is understood that members have a “Smash On Sight” order on all members of the SPP, meaning if they are to encounter members of the rival gang, some one’s getting those cheeks clapped. Members are identified by their secret hand shake, and are known to shit completely naked, sitting “reverse cowboy” on the toilet. Members are often inexperienced and scared, due to having never been to a penitentiary.

Inmate: The entire SPP just went into the showers laced up, BGF fin’a get their shit pushed in!

by Gaysofthunder69 November 27, 2019