Definitions by Gaysofthunder69
Mission Hills Motorboat
When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
Mission Hills Motorboat by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021
S’Mores
When two brown men pick up one white girl, and one chocolate one. When the white girl starts getting hot, the chocolate one melts, and then they all smash together.
S’Mores by Gaysofthunder69 November 25, 2020
DF’d
When you go to attack your partner from behind and catch a spray fart to the eyes forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.
DF’d by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020
DF’d
When you go to attack your partner from the back and catch a spray far to the eyes, forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.
DF’d by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020
DF’d
When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.
DF’d by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020
Peek-a-Boo
Penitentiary term. When you push yo’ dick between yo’ legs and yo’ cellie gives you head from the back so when you bust, you shitbomb his face with ramen gumbo and nacho cheese Summer sausage.
Peek-a-Boo by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2020
The Neighbor
Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.
The Neighbor by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020