Sarah's are short as fuck. They are so short to the point where they will make you think that snow white has an eighth dwarf. Sarah's have tiny bird dicks that fall off and grow back at the drop of a penny. And though they have tiny bird dicks, they have balls of steel and will not hesitate to kill you if agitated. Before approaching a Sarah, be sure you are wearing a full set of swat armor in case they decide to attack. Sarah's are super fucking weird too and will show many symptoms of Tourette's syndrome. Sarah's are also furrys and will try to hide this fact but aren't very good at it. Sarah's also love pandas, and if you decide to hang a panda, they will probably try to kill you. To ward off Sarah's, try using crucifixes because Sarah's are the spawn of satan.
Person 1: "look how short that person is, their like 3ft tall"
Person 2: "it must be a Sarah, don't get too close or it might try to rip your dick off"
Person 2: "it must be a Sarah, don't get too close or it might try to rip your dick off"
by GayFighterJetFurryMooseGiraffe October 17, 2018