Definitions by Gas man

paint melters 

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

paint melters by Gas man August 10, 2023

pan fart 

The act of farting with gas dispersal in 360 degrees.

He cleared the room with his pan fart

pan fart by Gas man August 7, 2003