Garcia Flynn's definitions

Shoregasm

(noun) - The climax of excitement experienced when visiting the beach.

As my car approached the OBX, my shoregasm was immediate and intense.

by Garcia Flynn February 1, 2019

Occam’s Jigger

Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:

dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z

However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.

Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.

by Garcia Flynn October 20, 2018