A sexy Vice President, or a person that is running for Vice President that you would want to fuck. (Vice President I would Like to Fuck)
Dude 1: Dude, did u see that Sarah Palin?! OMFG SHES A VPILF!!!!!
Dude 2: WTF R U SMOKING!? *pimp slap*
Dude 2: WTF R U SMOKING!? *pimp slap*
by Garam Masala October 18, 2008
Get the VPILF mug.Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
by Garam Masala October 18, 2008
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