Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024

Realm Of DoAbility

Person, place or thing that you would want to have sex with or at

Wow. . That chick in the bikini is so HOT, she is DEFINITELY in my Realm Of DoAbility !

by Gar Goyle June 30, 2024

BLITTIES

Big-Little Titties

No matter how big, no matter how little, Alll Blitties Matter !

by Gar Goyle June 26, 2024

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024

Full Beard

An unkempt, unshaved pubic area of any gender

Wow.... the last woman I was with had a full beard down there ! It was so full, iI had to stop and ask for directions to her clit two times !

by Gar Goyle July 01, 2024

Major Rager

An extraordinarily huge erection
A massive turn on

Wow, when I saw that woman at the beach in a bikini, she gave me a Major Rager !

by Gar Goyle June 29, 2024