Definitions by Gabri

Jonah 

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.

Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!

Jonah by Gabri December 21, 2019

spango 

The act of pranking someone via instant messenger, spawned from the first instance in which the name used was Amy Spango.

1. He totally believed us when we spangoed him.
2. Wanna spango somebody?

spango by Gabri July 22, 2006