chas'd

the art of being completely incoherent and mumbling about complete babagge after a few hours of boozing.

takes sloppy drunk to a whole new level.
"dude. you were chas'd last night"

"I'm down for a couple beers, but I'm not tryna get chas'd"
by Gabe the Bartender October 17, 2013
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Vonlogic

When a friend makes an outlandishly false statement or lack of providing actual facts to prove a point.
"Ryan Mallet used to throw mad TD's" (after doing research it is proven that Mallet actually DID NOT throw many touchdowns.) #VONLOGIC

"you can't lose games in the NFL and still win" (if u lose games, of course you're not winning) #VONLOGIC
by Gabe the Bartender March 13, 2017
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