Quarantitties

/kwawr-uhn-tit-ees/ noun

1. The excess fat around one’s torso that appears as a result of staying inside and eating all of the food you bought to prepare for COVID lockdown.
2. The suddenly overwhelming number of OnlyFans pages made during the pandemic.

Welp, looks like I need to start buying 2XL shirts to hide these quarantitties.

by GI Jones January 06, 2021

Burlap Sacking

The act of throwing a bag or pillow case over someone's head and beating them mercilessly with fists or another blunt object.

Dave's such an ass. He's due for a Burlap Sacking.

by GI Jones May 31, 2011