2 definitions by G.Horus Alltree

The kind of girl most men ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Girl sadly.

Jerkels are very self-centered, manipulative females who see men as little more then a sexual conquest to brag about to their girlfriends or just objects that are there for their own personal pleasure. Use of social media is almost constant to "monkey branch" to the next guy hoping for a better result.
She is such a JERKEL acting like it don't stink.
by G.Horus Alltree June 1, 2018
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The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.
Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.
by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019
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