G-rant H's definitions

The Hellen Keller

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.

Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!

by G-rant H January 3, 2008

Chronichiwa

1. To greet someone who you will be smoking a sesh with
2. The marijuana variation of the Japanese Greeting "Konichiwa" meaning goodafternoon

"Chronichiwa gentlemen, lets get our smoke on"

by G-rant H November 8, 2009