G-dog's definitions

air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

by G-Dog April 6, 2005

Wal-mart

A Holt Renfrew for the poor.

Paris Hilton: "Daddy, what's a Wal-mart?"

Mr. Hilton: "It's like a Holt Renfrew for the poor."

by G-dog January 16, 2004

buzz rod

n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in little ones; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ecstasy, and which may prove difficult to unload.

n.2 A person who has consumed so many cheeky ones as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.

1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’

2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'

by G-Dog April 6, 2005