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Definitions by Future hollywood mogul in blackface

Uma Thurman 

She sure snatches up my money with those Uma Thurmans of hers, fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

tragic mulatto 

A successful mixed race woman who dies childless and lonely due to the confusion placed on her head by american society. see also: halle berry.
If halle berry doesn't hurry up and settle down with a kid, she'll end up like all those other tragic hollywood mulattoes who leave no legacy. you wouldn't catch zeta jones not leaving a legacy.