Definitions by Futsi Bear

Roger Belchworth

A person who is pathologically obsessed with bicycles. Measures all life decisions in gear ratios, tyre pressure, and marginal gains. Can turn any conversation - weather, food, politics, or relationships - into something vaguely related to bikes. Owns more cycling kit than normal clothes and refers to rides as "spins."

I asked him how work was and somehow ended up hearing about carbon frames for 20 minutes - absolute Roger Belchworth.

Roger Belchworth by Futsi Bear December 26, 2025

Pumpy Pants 

When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.

Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!

Pumpy Pants by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021

fundo bear

A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.

that fundo bear sure lit up a fire!

fundo bear by Futsi Bear June 7, 2020

pleffit 

A special type of black cat that can communicate to you through telepathy

Hello I am a pleffit and I want more food

pleffit by Futsi Bear November 24, 2019

Futsi Bear

A bear that passes gas often.

Wow that futsi bear sure does smell a lot!

Futsi Bear by Futsi Bear November 24, 2019