10 definitions by Furiosa the Accursed

Black Mamba

Perhaps the scariest snake in the world. Its an elapidae snake that gets its name from the inky black interior of its mouth. The color of the snake is usually an olive or kakhi color. This serpent is the most feared in Africa and that is saying a lot. This snake has incredibly powerful venom that can cause a human to collapse in 45 minutes. The venom causes people to overproduce sweat and saliva eventually leading to collapse and complete respiratory failure. Combined with the fact that this species grows from 10 to 14 long, has lighting quick speed, is very strong, can be highly aggressive at times and is fully aware of its own deadliness this is the most feared snake in Africa.

I saw the Crocodile Hunter try to fool around with a black mamba once. The black mamba literally grabbed the Crocodile Hunter by his wrist with its tail. Not vice versa. That's not something you don't see every day. Then again, not too many are crazy enough to pursue a black mamba.

by Furiosa the Accursed June 4, 2016

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

by Furiosa the Accursed June 11, 2016

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

by Furiosa the Accursed May 27, 2015