Definitions by Funnyman

john ownes 

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.

“Hey did you hear abo-“
“John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.

john ownes by Funnyman January 10, 2021

paris hilton 

Skinny rich chick I would love to pound. Made a fantastic video which im sure millions of men nationwide have whacked to AT LEAST once. Also star of a FOX show "The Simple Life," where she makes out with some ugly dude.

Guy 1 - Have you seen Paris Hilton's video?

Guy 2 - Yeah man, that movie gives hope to average sized men everwhere!

paris hilton by Funnyman January 11, 2004