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Also known as Shelb but she hates the name. She has huge boobs and a huge personality that burts at the seems. She crys over every douche bag that she dates but everyone tells her to get a life and forget him. WARNING!!!!!!!She often pees her pants. So if your with a Shelby get her extra pants just in case!!!
by Funny Woman 1995 August 22, 2011

Sydney is a girl with a skunk stripe of color in her hair. She is into singing and photography and is very good at both of them. She is also a heart breaker, she uses guys so that she can break up with her stupid boyfriends. She is a big old slank that every guy thinks is beautiful, but truly she is an evil evil woman.
by Funny Woman 1995 August 22, 2011
