Funk Master Flex.dwg's definitions

Nick Canning

A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.

"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

I'm Pro

This phrase is commonly used in the gaming industry. Someone who absolutely fails, but gets a lucky kill or objective will instinctively scream this in joy.

(Kid is playing Modern Warfare 2, he snipes an enemy through a wall)

"HOLY SHIT! OMG! DID YOU SEE THAT!? I'M PRO!!! OH,YEAH! "

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010