Definitions by Fugma Balls
Ligma
The joke term that is used to fool people by saying "Ligma" as in a medical term or any kind of term that is suppose to mean: "Lick my"
Guy: Hey dude, your doctor called me, and he told me you have ligma, i'm so sorry
Friend: My doctor? wait, what's Ligma?
Guy: Ligma balls
Friend: My doctor? wait, what's Ligma?
Guy: Ligma balls
Ligma by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018
Beat my meat
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Beat my meat by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018