Definitions by Fudge Musketeer

fudge musket 

Slang term for a gay mans penis.

Hey dude, are you going to fuck me in the ass with that fudge musket?

fudge musket by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006

fudge musketeer 

A man that likes anal sex.

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"

fudge musketeer by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006