Fuddles the Gatekeeper's definitions

Nautical Nonsense

It be somethin' you wish.

Kinky fish/human coitus.

If nautical nonsense be something you wish, gimp, FLOP ON THE DECK FOR IT!

by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 27, 2010

chicago street sweeper

when you get a boob job from a chick when she's laying down and just as you're about to ejaculate, hold your penis in one hand and go toaster streudal style on her bare stomach.

Vunerable ladies fear the infamous chicago street sweeper!

by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 7, 2010

great bolshy yarblockoes

huge silly testicles.

kudos to anthony burgess, though the direct quote came from the movie

"Yarbles. Great bolshy yarblockoes to you!" -Dim

by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 7, 2010