Definitions by Fuckin' lol
Texas Minivan
When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)
Texas Minivan by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011
Glazed jelly roll
The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.
Glazed jelly roll by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011
mexican fuck knuckles
When a large mexican man shoves his knuckles violently in the (mexican) females vagina, and spins his hand around counter clock wise, as if he were opening a jar of jelly. Then he takes his other hand, and opens up more space to then stick his penis in and masturbate. with both hands.
what the fuck is with these crazy boarder hoppers doing all these mexican fuck knuckles in gas stations.
mexican fuck knuckles by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011