Deaths in Iraq, global warming, gas/oil prices, national disasters, and generally everything else you want to bitch about in front of professor during your first year of college to earn extra points towards your GPA. (Might also work towards skewering a randy-dyke.)
Example:
My vagina burns, therefor my Bush is the cause.
Example:
My vagina burns, therefor my Bush is the cause.
by Fuck off and die you liberal scallywags. January 07, 2008