Definitions by Frumpy man

Lolly with no haircut

When you get a lollipop without getting a haircut. This is a reference to getting a lollipop when you got a haircut as a child. As an adult you often get a lollipop from different occasions.

Dude.. lolly with no haircut!

Lolly with no haircut by Frumpy man May 11, 2026

Pwah 

A measurement of the coldness of a body of water, named after the noise one makes once submerged in cold water, “Pwah”. The amount of times you pwah is the measurement.

“That water was cold bro.”
“Really? Whats the pwah?”
“Two pwah at least”

Pwah by Frumpy man May 23, 2020

Bust a frumpy 

When you bust a grumpy on the floor.

I had to poop so bad I passed out and had to bust a frumpy.

Bust a frumpy by Frumpy man November 4, 2019