bilf

Brother I'd Like to Fuck. A Good example of one is Shawn Wilkes, brother of Brandon, who can easily be checked out when one goes to his house. If you are lucky you may see him shirtless!
Lynn: Lindsey, I went to Brandon's house last night and Shawn was there! He is such a bilf!
by Frows December 20, 2004
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Eggrito

Created by Matt one night when he was craving both Chinese food AND burritos. Lynn then presented him with burritos shaped like egg rolls from Chili's. The heavenly food was christened as the Eggrito and was also proclaimed by Matt as to be the name of his son if he ever had a half-Mexican, half-Chinese child.
Matt: (into tape recorder) EGGRITO.
by Frows December 30, 2004
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