Definitions by Frothy Walrus

Kurt Vonnegut 

A literary genius for whom I would go gay for. The best human being to ever grace this universe.

I would become a fabulous homosexual for Kurt Vonnegut.

Kurt Vonnegut by Frothy Walrus March 13, 2010

Unconscious Masturbation 

Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.

Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.

Unconscious Masturbation by Frothy Walrus March 10, 2010