4 definitions by Fritz A. Wollner
An abstract vittle frequently served by one individual during a ghastly period of superlative ownage.
Jasper: What the hell!? I cant even do anything!?
Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....
Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?
Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....
Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.
Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!
Gary: ....That kid straight up got Chivowned.
Ace:......Oh my god your right......
Gary: ....That kid straight up got Chivowned.
Ace:......Oh my god your right......
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.
Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!
Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.
Ace:......Oh my god your right......
Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.
Ace:......Oh my god your right......
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005