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An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.
Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Chivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
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Ownions

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An abstract vittle frequently served by one individual during a ghastly period of superlative ownage.
Jasper: What the hell!? I cant even do anything!?

Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....

Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
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channing

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God damn, these new cordoroys are channing something fierce.
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
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Shivowned

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An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.
Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
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