Definitions by Fritz A. Wollner

Chivowned

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Chivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

Chivowned by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

Ownions 

An abstract vittle frequently served by one individual during a ghastly period of superlative ownage.

Jasper: What the hell!? I cant even do anything!?

Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....

Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?

Ownions by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

channing 

The act of extreme chaffing.

God damn, these new cordoroys are channing something fierce.

channing by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

Shivowned 

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

Shivowned by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005