Pellitteri

A disgusting creature that rarely leaves its burrow.
Seeing one is considered a sign of good luck in some cultures.
They are often confused with trolls living under the bridge.

“Clean up your room, you could get a Pellitteri infestation”

by Friendly neighbourhood ass November 22, 2021

Mazzoleni

Synonym with trash, they’re never seen in herds since they can’t even stand each other.
Highly resistant to bug repellent the best option when encountering one is to move to another country.

“Not a Mazzoleni again, I’ve run out of places to move”

by Friendly neighbourhood ass November 22, 2021