Hoeflation

Hoeflation is the result of two words put together. Hoe and inflation.

It is a slang which basicly means that it is the variation in the amount of money a man would have to spend on himself and on dates in order to meet the superficial requirements which "HOES" find attractive.

Since meeting girls or women that fit the carachteristics of a "hoe" are usually shallow and superficial, to invest in yourself in order to satisfy those requirements is in true an awful way to spend your money.
Average Joe : Why can't I find a nice girl to share a life together, to be my wife, to have a family and to raise kids? I’m getting tired of this dating life.

Wiseman : I see you all fit and groomed, dating girls from dating apps and in the end you are always complaining about anxiety and loneliness. Using your vocabulary I would say that HOEFLATION is too high nowadays. Women tend be much more selective than men on dates and nowadays with the help of dating apps, the options for women are virtually endless. So, in order to stand out between so many options, men are spending much more money in looks and material things in order to get the hoes attention.

Average Joe : So, what should I do?

Wiseman : Uninstall any dating apps completely, invest in knowledge and in your health. Be aware of life around you. Knowledge raises perception. Be interesting. The price of HOES may be very high nowadays but real women are PRICELESS and also YOU.
by Friend of the Wiseman May 26, 2023
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