Definitions by Fresno Monsters 101
Charles Riordon
An ice hockey player from Edmonton, Alberta that is 75% fat ass and 25% retard. He plays in the Western States Hockey League and is most well known for sucking the referee’s dick in between periods. Jizz consumption is the biggest part of his diet, and considering his monstrous size and weight, he must consume a whole lot of it.
Charles Riordon by Fresno Monsters 101 February 29, 2020
Michael Onda
An asian ice hockey player from California who plays in the Western States Hockey League. Michael Onda is most well known throughout the league as the biggest pussy ever to put on hockey skates, and has the shooting accuracy of an aging grandmother with Parkinson’s.
Michael Onda by Fresno Monsters 101 February 29, 2020