Definitions by Freshboi

Clam lo mein 

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.

Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.

Clam lo mein by Freshboi May 17, 2021

Dong Lo Mein 

When your pubes are longer than your dick.

Damn that boy hairy. I bet he has some serious dong lo mein.

Dong Lo Mein by Freshboi May 14, 2021