Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.
Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.
by Freshboi May 17, 2021
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Dong Lo Mein

When your pubes are longer than your dick.
Damn that boy hairy. I bet he has some serious dong lo mein.
by Freshboi May 14, 2021
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