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Bartender Tod 

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
Bartender Tod by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
A term used to ask for a lid full of someone’s drink. Often used for soda, or Gatorade. As long as it’s got a bottle with a cap that can have liquid poured into it, asking for cap is fair game.
Friend 1: bro this Dr. Pepper is so nice on such a hot day
Friend 2: let me get some cap homie
Friend 1: aight bet, but just this once
Cap by Freggsmash May 13, 2019