Freggsmash's definitions

Clawscale

A ranking system hugely popular among teenage boys. Used to define the attractiveness of a female by stating how many White Claws you would need to consume in order to have sex with her.

Dude, she kinda bhad but idk..

Yea that’s like a 7 or 8 on the Clawscale for me man

by Freggsmash April 23, 2021

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 25, 2020