Fredrick Soft's definitions

smashturbate

when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.

johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.

by Fredrick Soft July 7, 2010

5 S's of football

the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).

Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.

by Fredrick Soft September 2, 2010