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Amber

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”
by Frederika May 10, 2022
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pretzel

A snack food that almost killed George Bush, whilst we spend millions of dollars to protect him.

a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
What a loser! HE ALMOST DIED FROM SNACK FOOD!
by Frederika November 13, 2004
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