Akbar

A guy whose identity Muslims have been trying to figure out for hundreds of years. They are so desperate to find out who he is that they launch suicide bombings while asking Allah who he is.

“Allah, who Akbar?” cried the suicide bomber as he detonated his vest

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

Warm

What the bodies in my basement are

Warm

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Herobrine

Brine which has been used for the heroic purpose of food preservation, thereby contributing to the ending of world hunger.

That’s not just any ordinary brine. That’s Herobrine!

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023