Fred and Bob Crachit's definitions

Whomp

Invented by theatre kids at Irvington High School. It is supposed to represent a sound effect of a Man's penis going up. It normally used when one would normally say "That's what she said" but more like a guy saying "I just got an erection". Normally used after someone says something sexual or one sees a hot girl (Or guy) or something that makes their penis go up.

*A hot girl with cleavage showing walks buy*
Person A: "Whomp"

Person A: "These pillows are comfy like my girlfriend's boobs."
Person B: "Whomp"

by Fred and Bob Crachit December 7, 2010

Battle Ass

Invented by Theatre kids at Irvington High School. Originally called Battle Axe, but due to mispronunciation, the word Battle-ass was invented. Now a new way of saying bad ass. Normally used for confusing those who say bad ass.

Person A: That car over there is so battle ass?
Person B: What?

by Fred and Bob Crachit March 6, 2011