Definitions by Fred Werfner

Belgian Blintz 

Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.

I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.

Belgian Blintz by Fred Werfner July 2, 2004