Definitions by Fraulein Schmidt

moosepig 

An adjective describing a facially challenged individual.

"Lindsey is such a moosepig, i wouldn't even do her from behind."

moosepig by Fraulein Schmidt January 20, 2005

Blunty 

An adjectival noun from the name Blunt, an outwardly gay lecturer who lures female students with his homosexuality, and then pounces like a sexual predator.Faux-gayness.

Usually used in the following manner:
" I went out last night and pulled a Blunty, she really fell for the 'this is the first time i've ever pulled one of my students'line"

Blunty by Fraulein Schmidt January 20, 2005