Definitions by Frau Kak

Flabalanche 

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

Flabalanche by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

Quattlebon 

Someone who takes out their personal insults to another person on urbandictionary.com

>Hey, did you hear you got turned into a slang word?
>What?
>They say on urbandictionary.com that a Joeshmoe is when a hobo sucks your dick for crack.
>What kind of quattlebon put that shit on there?

Quattlebon by Frau Kak March 10, 2003