Definitions by Franz Kiplar Wednesday

Phoner 

That awkward bump that occurs when your phone moves over in your pocket close to your crotch. This happens most frequently with girls in tighter pants and large pockets.

"I hate these pants! Every time I sit down my phone moves too close to my crotch! it looks like a boner!" "No man, that's a phoner!"

Phoner by Franz Kiplar Wednesday October 25, 2009