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Definitions by FrannyTime

SchadenCryptoFreude 

tfw you revel in the suffering of crypto investors, drinking eagerly but gingerly from their tears with your unfurled proboscis, much like the wondrous hawk moth sips nectar from the honey suckle under the twilight blessing of Moon Mother Selûne.
"You know that line at the bottom of the y-axis on crypto currency valuation plots?"

I think so, yeah. Read about it on r/buttcoin. That's the line labeled '0', to which the value of even the 'stable coins' are asymptotically approaching?

"That's the one. They should relabel it SchadenCryptoFreude."

Kekekekekek I hope they had fun raising the sea level an inch just to lose all their money. That shit was so fucking random.

"Lol."