Drunk light

To see beauty unseen in any other state

I never noticed how beautiful that brick is before...maybe I'm drunk but it's beautiful...drunk light

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 15, 2018

Carpet tunnel

Another name for vagina

Let me get in that carpet tunnel

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 13, 2018

Trumpaholic

People who claim to hate Trump but won't shut the fuck up about him

That douche is a trumpaholic

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 14, 2018