Frank da tank's definitions

the robber

from what I have been told; you bust into your own house with a ski mask or a stocking brandishing a knife, gun, club or any blunt object and throw your wife, girfirend or female friends onto bed, floor, or furniture. Rip their clothing off and have sex with them. Never revealing your identity until after the action is finished.

To friend: My wife called the cops after I pulled "the robber" on her.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.

She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

by Frank da tank August 22, 2006

butt-hole pleasures

what life is not about

Life is not about pussy, cock and balls. It's not about Butt-hole pleasures. No it's definetly not about butt-hole pleasures

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

nine iron

a man equipped with nine inches (or more) of sexual pleasure

Bob: Hey my name is Bob.
Hot Slut: Nice to meet you Bob.
Bob: Did you know I am swinging a nine iron.
Hot Slut: Wow, I would really like to put my mouth on that.

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

Monster Fucking

usually performed in the Month of October when Halloween Mask are readily available. You and your partner engage in sexual intercourse while wearing these Monster Masks.

What are you doing tonight?

Frank and I are going to be "Monster Fucking" after we Trick or Treat.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

cuban b

when a latino males name is confusing or is to hard to pronounce.

when a latino males latino origin is unknown.

My little mexican friend here....

Man, I'm Cuban B

Yes.... CUBAN B

by Frank da tank August 11, 2006

balls on toast

when you are left with nothing useful or nothing at all; worthless.

What the fuck man, this shit is worth balls on toast.

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006