Definitions by Frank Symptoms

Roadrunner Traffic 

This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy with traffic. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him.

I tried to make a left turn but suddenly the intersection was full of roadrunner traffic.

Roadrunner Traffic by Frank Symptoms April 30, 2024

springertainment

Lowbrow entertainment. Jerry Springer writ large. Watch the episode with the Kung Fu Hillbilly, you'll get the idea.

I'm turning on Jerry Springer, I want some springertainment.

springertainment by Frank Symptoms March 18, 2024

Roadrunner Traffic 

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.

I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!

Roadrunner Traffic by Frank Symptoms January 30, 2024