Frank J.G's definitions
(verb) The act of masturbating to one of John Basedow's many infomercials of the enhancement of the abs and or buttex region while eating a tuna sandwich with the free hand and sitting on a silver plated dildo with an engravement dedicated to John Basedow's prodigy, Chad Martin.
I cannot believe your basedowing while Tony Little is delivering a speech on how to toss salad while having three dicks in the ass and going at the speed of light on the Gizel.
by Frank J.G September 8, 2008
Get the Basedowingmug.