Frank Brown's definitions

Root Suit

Any tight bikini or brief style swimming trunks worn by men. Different than anal floss, it is generally worn by hairy, overweight foreigners on American beaches.

what are all of these old German men in root suits doing on South Beach?

by Frank Brown April 7, 2008

anal floss

A thong or G string.

Why in the hell would a man wear anal floss in the first place?

by Frank Brown April 7, 2008

ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.

"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?

by Frank Brown April 3, 2008

ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.

"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?

by Frank Brown April 3, 2008