Frank "Laboner" Joseph's definitions

Chilly Bumhole

A condition in which a man can only attain an erection by inserting ice cubes into his rectum.

Nathan thought he had erectile dysfunction, but his doctor informed him that he simply had a case of chilly bumhole.

by Frank "Laboner" Joseph January 2, 2009

Colgate Surprise

When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.

He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!

by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 9, 2008