Definitions by Frank "Laboner" Joseph

Chilly Bumhole

A condition in which a man can only attain an erection by inserting ice cubes into his rectum.

Nathan thought he had erectile dysfunction, but his doctor informed him that he simply had a case of chilly bumhole.

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When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.

He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!

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