Frank "Laboner" Joseph's definitions
When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.
He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 9, 2008
Get the Colgate Surprisemug. Nathan thought he had erectile dysfunction, but his doctor informed him that he simply had a case of chilly bumhole.
by Frank "Laboner" Joseph January 2, 2009
Get the Chilly Bumholemug.